We are now concerned that conscientious borrowers, worried about returning their books on time and avoiding a reminder letter, will spend their holidays experimenting with DIY time travel, which as we all know can have unpredictable and undesirable results...
Those determined readers already looking out their tool boxes might find Charles Yu's How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe an enlightening (and entertaining) read.
Ha ha! I love the idea of earnest Stromnessians building time machines out of fridges and television aerials.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you can use this theory to explain away any pesky anomalies in the lending statistics for 2010?